Red Forman kolekcija

Redki bodo doumeli.
Opozorilo: Vsebuje malce nemaren jezik. Hvala.
“What are you going to put on your resume – dumbass?”
“That kid’s on dope!”
“Do you know why Tiny Tim walked with a crutch?”
“Because he had a smart mouth?”
“That’s right.”
“The last time I was that close to a Japanese machine, it was shooting at me.”
“My head hurts.”
“That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.”
“When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass.”
“Damn kids today. They wouldn’t know responsibility if it walked up and bit them in the ass.”
“Eric, I thought I told you to wash up for dinner. I know, it’s difficult to hear with your head up your ass.”
“I’ve been working since I was sixteen. I fought in two wars. Hell, I’ve killed people. I’m not saying that I didn’t enjoy it…”
“Good night, sleep tight, and don’t let the bedbugs put their foot in your ass.”
“Happy Birthday. You know, the lawn’s not gonna cut itself.”
“Where did you learn your parenting? ”
“A bond between a father and son is subtle and complex-
You wipe that smirk off your face.”
“I’m… sorry that I took your money out of your little box, when I feed you and clothe you and put a roof over your head. Sorrrrry.”
“Oh, come on! This isn’t food! This is what food eats!”
“Oh, look. He gave you shoes. What do you say, Red? ”
What the hell is wrong with you?”
“Steven, I’ve come to think of you as a son. So I want to give you some honest, heart-felt advice. Get your head out of your ass.”


  1. @pametnarit Et tu, Brute?

    @nmohoric Musical? Are you sure we are talking about the same thing?

    @Svoboda Priporočam, da ne lupiš čebule poleg humorističnih serij, ker so namenjene predvsem smehu, ne joku. Ha! :mrgreen:

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