Ker je od zadnje zbirke minilo že nekaj časa, se je robe nabralo vsaj za dve objavi. I will serve it to you slow and easy.
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Jst bom penzijo docaku na #lpp … kar je mal hecno, ker nisem zaposlen na LPP.
— Fetalij W. Tyschew (@tyschew) April 3, 2013
A lahko en olivni aplavz, k ne maram bučnega?
— Savič Domen (@savicdomen) April 12, 2013
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
— Eric O'Brien (@OBiiieeee) April 13, 2013
"In, ste imeli dober obisk na koncertu?" "Pa, ni bilo prav veliko ljudi. Žensk je bilo kar precej, ljudi pa res malo." #dobrepolje
— Špela Nose (@MelodyJunkie) April 28, 2013
Lahkotnost, s katero mi je mati pravkar razodela, da je bratov avto zgorel, daje slutiti o siceršnji bizarnosti naših družinskih pogovorov ♥
— Špela Nose (@MelodyJunkie) April 29, 2013
When will British Airways realise that babies belong in the hold?
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) May 3, 2013
A U.S. plane crashed in Kyrgyzstan. I don't know what it landed on but it probably wasn't a vowel
— Sean Emeny (@SeanEmeny) May 3, 2013
Kaj dobiš, če pustiš svoj Laško zunaj, ko pride ujma? Točano pivo…
— Sašo (@JsSmRenton) May 4, 2013
Beseda ni konj. Nekateri avtorji besed so pa druga zgodba.
— Sara Mekinc (@Jinxovje) May 6, 2013
BMW have recalled all their cars with a fault. One was seen with an indicator working.
— sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) May 10, 2013
@megafotr pazi kako jo boš izpiho, ker se zmečka pol pri zlaganju. #izkusnje
— Taksist Ibro (@LJ_Taksist) May 14, 2013
Droga ne prodaja heroina, Kolinska nima niti enega pujsa, Peko sploh peči nima, Tuš nima kabine, Gorenje pa je brez gasilcev. #WTF
— Sašo (@JsSmRenton) May 23, 2013
*požarni alarm* Ooo mami spet neki peče. 😛
— Urška Sonček (@UrskaSoncek) June 5, 2013
"He's so rich his Rolls Royces are made out of Lamborghinis!" #qotd
— Sašo (@JsSmRenton) June 10, 2013
"I'm here for disappointment." Said the Jamaican, arriving for his appointment. (via @LittleLostLad)
— sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) June 10, 2013
I saw a fat guy today and told him, "You're a big boy!" He said, "tell me something I don't know." So I said, "Salad tastes good…"
— Not Will Ferrell (@itsWillyFerrell) June 18, 2013
VKLENITE BRATUŠKOVO! RT @Firbec: LJ ZOO jutri dobi dva geparda s Švedske, prvič jih bomo imeli v Sloveniji – zdaj veste 🙂
— Cesen (@CesenJeZakon) June 20, 2013
Sky News: "A million brazilian protesters take to the streets !"… Wow…Thats even more than a trillion grazilian, I think.
— sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) June 21, 2013
Kolk plute je še ostal na Plutonu? Tolk flaš smo zaštofal že, da mora pol "planeta" manjkat.
— Sašo (@JsSmRenton) June 30, 2013
My wife just said, "It says here that women use over 70 percent more words than men." I said, "Really?"
— sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) June 30, 2013
How to order scrambled eggs like a boss: I would like four eggs beaten beyond recognition.
— Pametnjakovič (@PametnaRit) July 1, 2013
Če bi bil France 'MC Jaunty' Prešeren rapper. pic.twitter.com/uDHgWEeDfY
— Sašo (@JsSmRenton) July 4, 2013
Slovenci zmoremo na desnem pasu vozit samo v večpasovnih krožiščih.
— Danijel Mihelj (@komunalc) July 4, 2013
Sodobna četvorka: Ctrl-C, Alt-Tab, Tab, Ctrl-V.
— magrateja (@magrateja) July 5, 2013
Hudo. Po celi SLO poročajo o tisočih klicev medijem. Ljudje jokajo v telefon od hvaležnosti,direktiva o piškotkih jim je rešila življenje…
— Fetalij W. Tyschew (@tyschew) July 11, 2013
"Danes mi bolj GPRS vleče," je nov "dolge kable imam."
— Sašo (@JsSmRenton) July 12, 2013
Multi-tasking: Twice the mistakes in half the time.
— Not Will Ferrell (@itsWillyFerrell) July 13, 2013
Aja, no. Mogoče se da pa vse stlačit v eno objavo, evo.
Več različnjejših daj notr 😀 Sej ne rečem da so osebe ki so notr zabavne, ampak te beremo na twiterjih vsak dan 😛
Spet nobenga mojga… hmmm.![:mrgreen:](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%20viewBox='0%200%201%201'%3E%3C/svg%3E)
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